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Walken Assimilation.Walken AssimilationWalken Assimilation. by monstermaster13
This story is entirely fictional and is based on a comment on a forum thread, if you think it is real you are seriously mental. It is a play on words of the Borg assimilation process from Star Trek: TNG. It has a hypnosis scene, a human to Walken tf scene, and dark scenes in it which may upset sensitive readers.
Walkens featured in this story:
Christopher Walken himself.
Archangel Gabriel (Prophecy trilogy)
Frank White (King Of New York)
Vanni Corso. (A Business Affair)
Kim Ulander. (Search And Destroy)
Tom. (Pennies From Heaven)
Max Zorin. (A View To A Kill)
Hessian Horseman. (Sleepy Hollow)
Reed Thimple. (Country Bears)
Frank Abagnale Sr (Catch Me If You Can)
Paul Rayburn. (Man On Fire)
Wilbur Turnblad. (Hairspray)
Gyp DeCarlo. (Jersey Boys)
Bobby Mcbain. (Mcbain.)
Bobby Kahn. (Wayne’s World 2)
Robert (The Comfort Of Strangers).
Blood is Thicker than Water...A throat as white as YOURS, my dear,Blood is Thicker than Water... by Chaosfive-55
My sharp teeth long to kiss---
And when your startled gasp I hear,
My mad heart pounds with bliss!
Oh, please don't run away, my love,
There is no cause for dread...
We are as close as hand in glove--
It's not MY fault I'm dead!
You really have no choice, my bride,
No one can hear you scream---
But please feel free to run and hide,
Just say, "It's all a dream!"
Character Profile: DexterCharacter Profile:Character Profile: Dexter by monstermaster13
Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of Monstermaster13’s character profiles - i’m your host Monstermaster13. Last time we took a look at Dracula, who was inspired by the historical figure Vlad Tepes/Vlad The Impaler, so to go with the theme of killers...it's time that I talked about another serial killer.
Since I will be focussing on horror throughout September and October as part of the Halloween countdown. I thought that tonight would be a good time to talk about a certain famous serial killer and no he’s not a real person, he isn’t Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Leatherface or Jigsaw.
His name is Dexter Morgan and he is the title character from the hit series Dexter, Dexter the tv series is based heavily on the books ‘Dexter’ ‘Dexter In The Dark’ ‘Darkly Dreaming Dexter’
Creepshow ReviewCreepshow ReviewCreepshow Review by monstermaster13
*We see Nathan waking up, he appears to be in a basement - with blood on his shirt - and he looks pretty confused*
Huh? What the hell happened? Why am I in a basement? And why is there blood on my shirt? Did something happen to me last night? All I remember was being visited by my good friend Nash, reviewing An American Werewolf In London and turning into Russell Brand. Oh well, I guess I should start the next review then.
Hello, my beloved children of the night and welcome back to Monstermaster13's Spooktacular. Well last time we talked about a man coming down with a bad case of lycanthropy and now we're going to tackle a man who has literally written the book when it comes to horror literature.
Ah, Stephen King - a man who truly is a genius when it comes to horror literature, and while he may not have liked The
Thirty More H'sHarry then reached into Hermoine's breast, ripping the blood-soaked pulsating heart from its socket. Grasping the heart in his hand, he took a delicious juicy bite out of it, chewed it up and swallowed it, feeling the blood flow through his digestive system. Then, Harry threw the broken heart into a nearby wood chipper, pouring the leftover bloody remains into a syringe and mercilessly injecting it into the withered folds of his scrotum.Thirty More H's by xandermartin98
"How does your girlfriend taste, master?" Hagrid asked.
"Like some pussy with ventricles." Harry replied.
Harry's demonic guitar, Fuckslayer, transformed into a fire-breathing motorcycle made out of space dragons with machine guns.
Using this ultimate instrument of badassery, Harry tore through the demonic zombie horde, harnessing the force of a thousand dragons to slay fucklings and people he didn't like. Hagrid got run over by Harry's Fuckcycle and was flattened into a zombie raccoon pancake. Harry thought about juice.
Harry arrived at the church. Th
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