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TftW: The VirusTftW: The VirusTftW: The Virus by monstermaster13
Walkenization TF/Infection Theme
This story is inspired by the Worm Jeff saga as created by Laserpotato as well as horror movies of the 80’s, it also is inspired by virus/infections storylines in horror movies. The main character is my reviewer persona.
The Thing: This story is very much inspired by John Carpenter’s remake of The Thing.
Return Of The Living Dead: Parodied with the Walkens going “Bloooood’ instead of “Braaains”, other lines from the movie are referenced.
The Prophecy: The Walken that scratched him acts like Gabriel from the Prophecy trilogy.
Monster Maniac was part of two online reviewer universes - That Guy With The Glasses and Monstermaster13 Productions. The former was named after him. He specialized in reviewing horror related media and delving into the folklore behind each and every
Tales From The Darkside ReviewTales From The Darkside ReviewTales From The Darkside Review by monstermaster13
Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of Monstermaster13 reviews, i’m Monstermaster13 from the time where vampires were actually badass, now this is going to be a special review because I originally had this movie up in the review schedule for halloween last year but I kind of forgot about it. How silly of me!
What movie was I planning to review? Why none other than Tales From The Darkside: The Movie. For those not in the know, Tales From The Darkside is a horror anthology series in the vein of Tales From The Crypt. The show aired in 1984 which was about 5 years before the Tales From The Crypt tv series aired.
In 1990 a movie titled Tales From The Darkside: The Movie was released. Because this movie has several segments, I am going to go over the segments including the opening introduction to them. The
Thirty More H'sHarry then reached into Hermoine's breast, ripping the blood-soaked pulsating heart from its socket. Grasping the heart in his hand, he took a delicious juicy bite out of it, chewed it up and swallowed it, feeling the blood flow through his digestive system. Then, Harry threw the broken heart into a nearby wood chipper, pouring the leftover bloody remains into a syringe and mercilessly injecting it into the withered folds of his scrotum.Thirty More H's by xandermartin98
"How does your girlfriend taste, master?" Hagrid asked.
"Like some pussy with ventricles." Harry replied.
Harry's demonic guitar, Fuckslayer, transformed into a fire-breathing motorcycle made out of space dragons with machine guns.
Using this ultimate instrument of badassery, Harry tore through the demonic zombie horde, harnessing the force of a thousand dragons to slay fucklings and people he didn't like. Hagrid got run over by Harry's Fuckcycle and was flattened into a zombie raccoon pancake. Harry thought about juice.
Harry arrived at the church. Th
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