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TftW: Night At Phantom ManorTftW: Night At Phantom ManorTftW: Night At Phantom Manor by monstermaster13
Various Monster TFs
This is The Rights Fighters Halloween special, featuring various monster TFs and horror themes. Starring Mel and Eucalpytus the two anthro koala-girls.
This takes place at Phantom Manor in Disneyland Paris and invokes elements from the ride and the American version known as the Haunted Mansion.
Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor: Is set in Phantom Manor but borrows elements from Haunted Mansion as well.
Phantasm: The Ghost Host in this version is partially inspired by the Tall Man.
Beetlejuice: Referenced and paid homage to with the Russell-Juice character.
Creepypastas: Jeff The Killer, Slender Man and Candle Cove are mentioned.
The Birds: A flock of birds perched outside Phantom Manor mimic a scene from the movie.
Slasher movies: Teen slasher movie cliches are discussed.
Sleepy Hollow: The Hessian Ranger is inspired by the Headless Horseman.
Hocus Pocus: &
Character Profile: HannibalCharacter Profile: HannibalCharacter Profile: Hannibal by monstermaster13
Hello everyone and welcome back to my Halloween edition of Character Profiles. Now I promised you last time we'd be looking at a certain famous cannibal in horror history and I have kept that promise. Ladies and gentleman, I'd like you to give a big warm welcome to Hannibal Lector.
Now you are all familiar with the Silence Of The Lambs both the book and the movie but allow me to introduce you to the main star of this franchise....Doctor Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lector, played in the film by Anthony Hopkins. He is a very sophisticated man and also rather witty, he also is genuinely human.
Clarice Starling enlists the help of this gentleman to track down the infamous Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb, who makes fat women starve, skins them and makes a suit out of their skin. Bill's reason for this is because he wants to be a wo
Night Of The Living Pharmacist ReviewNight Of The Living Pharmacist ReviewNight Of The Living Pharmacist Review by monstermaster13
The halloween special I am reviewing today does not need an introduction because it is simply THAT amazing. After all - who doesn't love Phineas and Ferb? The writers always think of brilliant ideas for each episode much like how Phineas and Ferb think up brilliant inventions in each episodes. One thing that they excell at is the Halloween specials, and this is their best one yet - ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Night Of The Living Pharmacist!
As you all know, zombies are the current monster trend and this special is all about that. It starts with a brilliantly done title sequence made as a tribute to the great director Alfred Hitchcock. After the title sequence we get to see Phineas And Ferb working on their latest invention, a ray that makes you skin as flexible and bouncy as rubber. Isabella is trying to earn her Emotion
Preemptive SpellErick Krumm was not surprised to regain awareness within a coffin. The last memories of his living brain flashed jolts of jumbled sensory stimuli. An odd smell, like the air after lightning struck, coming from new beakers before he added the first ingredients for Dependable Dan’s Hair Restoration Spell. Bubbling pearl-blue liquid transfigured to a rust-orange hue. That smell again, almost strong enough to knock him over. Heat and glass chewing rat-holes through his flesh.Preemptive Spell by Leonca
He groped his chest with the hand which had the most fingers remaining. The digits were stiff and ended in new growth of nail curved to pointed tips. They scratched dry ribs and fiddled with sticky tissue shreds of unknown identity. No pain, save for that growing urge in his belly.
Erick imagined how hideous he would look by candlelight, robe cast aside to reveal every exquisite detail. Maybe the bastard would die of fright before he had a chance to bite him. The fact that he didn’t know which bastard had
Thirty More H'sHarry then reached into Hermoine's breast, ripping the blood-soaked pulsating heart from its socket. Grasping the heart in his hand, he took a delicious juicy bite out of it, chewed it up and swallowed it, feeling the blood flow through his digestive system. Then, Harry threw the broken heart into a nearby wood chipper, pouring the leftover bloody remains into a syringe and mercilessly injecting it into the withered folds of his scrotum.Thirty More H's by xandermartin98
"How does your girlfriend taste, master?" Hagrid asked.
"Like some pussy with ventricles." Harry replied.
Harry's demonic guitar, Fuckslayer, transformed into a fire-breathing motorcycle made out of space dragons with machine guns.
Using this ultimate instrument of badassery, Harry tore through the demonic zombie horde, harnessing the force of a thousand dragons to slay fucklings and people he didn't like. Hagrid got run over by Harry's Fuckcycle and was flattened into a zombie raccoon pancake. Harry thought about juice.
Harry arrived at the church. Th
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