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Preemptive SpellErick Krumm was not surprised to regain awareness within a coffin. The last memories of his living brain flashed jolts of jumbled sensory stimuli. An odd smell, like the air after lightning struck, coming from new beakers before he added the first ingredients for Dependable Dan’s Hair Restoration Spell. Bubbling pearl-blue liquid transfigured to a rust-orange hue. That smell again, almost strong enough to knock him over. Heat and glass chewing rat-holes through his flesh.Preemptive Spell by Leonca
He groped his chest with the hand which had the most fingers remaining. The digits were stiff and ended in new growth of nail curved to pointed tips. They scratched dry ribs and fiddled with sticky tissue shreds of unknown identity. No pain, save for that growing urge in his belly.
Erick imagined how hideous he would look by candlelight, robe cast aside to reveal every exquisite detail. Maybe the bastard would die of fright before he had a chance to bite him. The fact that he didn’t know which bastard had
TftW: Russell's Beastly Punishment.TftW: Russell's Beastly Punishment.TftW: Russell's Beastly Punishment. by monstermaster13
Russell Brand to Were-Beast TF.
This is based on and inspired by Disney's version of Beauty And The Beast and has elements inspired by this particular trope 'Beast And Beauty'.
British comedian Russell Brand always viewed himself as a bit of a ladies man, mostly because for some bizarre reason - women seemed to be attracted to him, mainly due to his intelligence and slightly lupine appearance. He had a habit of never-leaving, he was also out and about - flirting with any adult female specimen he could find.
But he had terrible luck with women, for the two women he was known for having a relationship with - Katy Perry and Jemima Khan - viewed him as a monster. Nothing more than just a creature who preys on others and eats away at them - feasting on them and toying with their emotions.
This is what caused the rest of the world
Thirty More H'sHarry then reached into Hermoine's breast, ripping the blood-soaked pulsating heart from its socket. Grasping the heart in his hand, he took a delicious juicy bite out of it, chewed it up and swallowed it, feeling the blood flow through his digestive system. Then, Harry threw the broken heart into a nearby wood chipper, pouring the leftover bloody remains into a syringe and mercilessly injecting it into the withered folds of his scrotum.Thirty More H's by xandermartin98
"How does your girlfriend taste, master?" Hagrid asked.
"Like some pussy with ventricles." Harry replied.
Harry's demonic guitar, Fuckslayer, transformed into a fire-breathing motorcycle made out of space dragons with machine guns.
Using this ultimate instrument of badassery, Harry tore through the demonic zombie horde, harnessing the force of a thousand dragons to slay fucklings and people he didn't like. Hagrid got run over by Harry's Fuckcycle and was flattened into a zombie raccoon pancake. Harry thought about juice.
Harry arrived at the church. Th
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